Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Writer's version of Jingle Bells...


It is getting closer and closer to Christmas...
Last year I did the Twelve Days of Writing, which you can find here.

This year, I give you The Writer's Version of Jingle Bells:

I call it Writing SellsLink
Dashing through the edits
In a week or maybe a day
O'er the words we go
Screaming all the way
Tracking changes blinks
Making comments bright
What fun it is to write and edit
A work in progress tonight!
(chorus)
Writing sells, writing sells,
If you work real hard.
Oh! what fun it is to write
On a contracted book tonight.
Writing sells, writing sells,
writing all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to write
On a contracted book tonight.
A day or two ago
I thought I'd write a book
And soon my editor
Had covered it with red,
The outcome seemed not bright
My plot was full of holes
I had written a fantastic book
Or so the coffee said...
Writing sells, writing sells,
If you work real hard.
Oh! what fun it is to write
On a contracted book tonight.
Writing sells, writing sells,
writing all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to write
On a contracted book tonight.
Now the changes made
I am sure I have it right,
Send it back again
but fear I've gotten it wrong.
Just get a shot of vodka
Maybe a cuppa joe
Open up a new word doc
And give it another go.
Writing sells, writing sells,
If you work real hard.
Oh! what fun it is to write
On a contracted book tonight.
Writing sells, writing sells,
writing all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to write
On a contracted book tonight.

2 comments:

  1. very cute. This version will be stuck in my head all day. :)
    How about the next song be "White Christmas"theme.
    'I'm dreaming of a book contract~
    Just like the one's I used to own.' hehe
    <3 the post.

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  2. Not a shabby idea... Logging that away for next year. LOL

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