Magic!! Mayhem!!! New stories AVAILABLE NOW!!!!!!

Okay, I've been dying to talk about this, but I've got another new book available TODAY in Robyn Peterman's Magic and Mayhem Kindle World!! Seriously this series is so funny and I'm so insanely thrilled to be writing for it, but this time? We found a way to make it even more fun.

My writing besties, Heather Long and Saranna DeWylde, have been plotting with me for yearrrrrrrrs to do twisted fairy tales. We have a fondness for villains, you see, and it is just something we wanted to do. So when it came time for this episode in Assjacket, we thought... why not combine the things we love to make one BIG EPIC ADVENTURE.

And thus ONCE UPON A TIME IN ASSJACKET was born! I tackled my favorite fairy tale-Beauty and the Beast! Once I had this grand plan, I got to talking to my adopted kiddo, and Jordan Brown made me this gorgeous cover. Isn't it fabulous?

Okay, I'm going to be over here, bouncing in my seat like a kid because I'm so excited to introduce you all to Iola and her beast!

Witchy and the Beast
Link: http://a.co/eApZSH9
by Virginia Nelson

He was a douchewaffle long before a spell made him a monster, but she might be just the witch to break his curse.

Iola Pennybreaker had an awful relationship with her father, and that was before she found herself spelled to the middle of nowhere West Virginia. Apparently, her father was captured by a Beast… and can only be freed if she’ll take his place.

Which sounded kinda like a fairytale, except she isn’t a huge fan of her father and less of a fan of being a prisoner, even if the prison in question is a mega-sweet castle. But there is something about the Beast, so she and her familiar decide to help the guy out.

Makeover, anyone? She tries berries, spells, and a trip to her favorite hair magician, but Iola can’t seem to fix the biggest problem—Beast’s self-confidence. When they team up to save a trio of baby raccoons, she begins to notice something…

Maybe she is just the witch to tame this particular Beast.

While you're at it, check out ALL the new additions to Assjacket!!

Magic and Mayhem: Thor and Peace
by Barbra Annino - Link: http://a.co/gJyzXbX

Magic and Mayhem: Sh*t My Vampire Says
by Michele Bardsley - Link: http://a.co/itk0005

Magic and Mayhem: Stop Your Witchin'
by Deanna Chase - Link: http://a.co/aZl3trR

Magic and Mayhem: If the Wand Fits
by Saranna DeWylde - Link: http://a.co/17APcnN

Magic and Mayhem: Mr. & Mrs. Shift
by Renee George - Link: http://a.co/gL50C21

Magic and Mayhem: The Witched Away Bride
by Heather Long - Link: http://a.co/5kg6ff3

Magic and Mayhem: There's No Place Like Wicked
by Cherie Marks - Link: http://a.co/gv2OvPz

Magic and Mayhem: What A Witch Wants
by Monette Draper Michaels - Link: http://a.co/13rckh9

Magic and Mayhem: Witch With An Axe To Grind
by Isabel Micheals - Link: http://a.co/72jXiDo

Magic and Mayhem: Sammie Jo
by Julia Lake Mills - Link: http://a.co/8U3uy0T

Magic and Mayhem: Witchy and the Beast
by Virginia Nelson - Link: http://a.co/eApZSH9

Magic and Mayhem: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
by Teresa Reasor - Link: http://a.co/3tDpEym

Magic and Mayhem: Secrets, Lies, and Meatballs
by Jordan K. Rose - Link: http://a.co/5WGYa1A

Magic and Mayhem: The Incompetent Witch and The Missing Men
by DC Dave Thome  - Link: http://a.co/91GnH5s

How it all began....
FREE!!!
Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
by Robyn Peterman - Link: http://a.co/f2iAILE

New Release!! Odd Stuff Available Now!

My first book ever published.

 

My first paranormal series project.

 

My first time that any one really believed my writing might have value other than amusing me...

 

Odd Stuff was a lot of things to me when I wrote it and still holds a special place in my heart because of all of that.  I'm glad to say it's been rereleased and is now available for you all to enjoy.  For readers who fell in love with these characters so long ago, thanks for believing in me.  For those who haven't read it yet...

Well, what are you waiting for?  Go grab your copy today!

 

Blurb:

Janie Smith tumbles through the paranormal world making mistakes and not keeping her sharp tongue in check. Pretending to be normal is what she has spent her whole life perfecting. But when her best friend, a witch named Mia, gets tangled in a murder investigation, Janie tries to stick to her guns and solve it without any “extra” help, be it supernatural or sexual. The hitch is that Mia is suspected to have murdered a vampire...and how do you prove you haven't killed someone who has no pulse?

What are the reviewers saying?

I thoroughly enjoyed this story, and would love to read more about Janie and her friends. Bitten By Books

 

Odd Stuff is hilarious. This story is fast paced, laugh out loud entertainment. Night Owl Reviews (top pick)

All in all, a don't-put-it down read that will have you smiling and giggling for Janie's inner thoughts are priceless. A must read for anyone who is a fan of the paranormal. Happily Ever After Reviews

HEA Best books of 2010

 

The humor alone is worth buying this book. I laughed so hard in places that I had tears running down my face. Coffee Time Romance

Virginia Nelson's story is an absolute delight. I highly recommend it to readers who revel in stories filled with magic, secrets and fascinating characters imbued with powers that can only be imagined. The Romance Studio

 

Find it here:

http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?manufacturers_id=352&products_id=1208