5. You won’t get lost.
I mean, there aren’t that
many roads.
4. Everyone knows you.
If they don’t know you,
they know a whole lot about you because they’re friends with your relatives.
3. When something bad
happens, they rally around you.
Seriously, whether you
want them or not, your freezer will be full of food and folks will be stopping
by to check in on you.
2. There is a sense of
history.
We relive our glory days
as often as possible. So, well, you know that if the rest of the world forgets
you, we won’t. We’ll keep your memory alive long after you’re long gone by
telling stories about you and smiling in remembrance.
1. Crime? We don’t have a
lot of that.
You don’t have to lock
your door like those city folks. You can bet if someone robs you, one of the
neighbors saw it. Chances are good one of the neighbors went ahead and beat
them up then called the cops for you. Like I said, we take care of our own.
Yep and you can't get away with anything cause everybody knows your Mama
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