The kids were asked about their New Year's Resolutions... it ended up being more of an 'I want list'
See conversation transcript below.
Jordan shouts, "The yearly Blooooog!"
Ash- Why do we have to do this every year?
Can't you just write a blog about a blog?
Me- What are your new years resolutions?
Jordan- Not to be a whiny 'b.'
Me- Don't swear or hint at swearing...
Jordan- Yeees, Virg. Not to hit children, to be nice to my mom and you and my last resolution is to eat steak!! Ha, David!
David- I want to build the biggest lego set ever built and earn myself a Kindle from Santa and beat Sirius Sam. Oh, and to not beat up Ash.
Ash- What is with everyone wanting to beat me up?
Jordan- You are just beatable.
Ash- I want to stay out of sites I am not supposed to and collect as many comics as David does. Especially rares like Morbius. And to get a Kindle from Santa... and to not hit my sister. I also want to learn how to pick my nose with my toes.
(Jordan sits picking her nose with her toe.)
Justice- Mine are to get good grades, try hard and NOT FAIL and plus get Bakugon. I don't care which Bakugon..
Ash- No you don't! You just want to be like us.
Jordan- points her finger at the sky proudly then complains because Ash ate a booger... apparently she has already forgotten her toe was just up her nose....
Kids all surround computer and giggle.
Jordan- I say the next thing we talk about is the MEANING OF CHRISTMAS! (then falls on chair, squashes her dog and laughs hysterically)
Me- okay... what is the meaning, Jordan?
Jordan- The meaning of Christmas is Jesus's birth and it is all Saint Nicholas being a symbol for joy for Children!! And that is all I have to say!
Then me and Shell threaten violence...
Jordan- So what is martyred? Stuck to a pole, right?
David- Jesus went to heaven for our sins. That is really the important part.
Then the kids begin discussing calling David Dave...
Jack typed the above when I didn't pet him...
Kids all back to reading my screen and laughing and poking me with their little jabby chins...
Me- Quit it!
Enough bloggie for one day...