Up Against
a Wall
By Em
Petrova
Hello,
friends! I’m so happy to be here today and to share my latest ponderings. One
of the best perks about my job (besides looking at eye candy for inspiration)
is thinking about sex in every possible way. Today I was thinking about the
most uncomfortable places to have sex. Here are a few I came up with.
Against a
tree—besides Lyme’s Disease-carrying ticks, you might be in for some major
chafing from the bark. Or apples might fall on your head. While you’re in the
throes of ecstasy, a bird might let loose above you, splattering you with
something nasty. Or hell, the whole naked-in-the-outdoors might make the whole
experience more exciting than ever!
In a public
restroom—While I know a lot of people who do this, say at a club or at a
restaurant, I find public restrooms to be sooo gross. I personally don’t find
it sexy to be thrown against a filthy tile wall that may be coated in God knows
what! And the thought of being bent over one of those toilets… *shudder* If
you’ve had a good experience in a public restroom, I’d love to hear from you.
Please persuade me to give this a try!
In a
car—We’ve all had a go in a car. But we have to be contortionists to get around
gear shifts that are sticking in your side or keep your head from slamming
repeatedly off the window. The back seat is slightly more comfortable, and if
you have the ability to flip down seats, all the better!
On the
stairs—I’ve read books with characters who have sex on the stairs, but if
you’ve ever tried it, it hurts. Treads digging into your back, and it’s
impossible to get that perfect angle that hits the perfect spot. Maybe taking
it from behind is best in this case.
Anywhere
with a loose pet—there’s that uncomfortable moment where there’s a tongue on
your thigh that is not your partner’s. You know what I mean?
In a
barn—Itchy hay in all the wrong places. But really, people, romping with a sexy
cowboy would make up for the rash, yes?
Where are
some places that you’ve had uncomfortable sex? I’d love to hear from you! One
lucky commenter will an author swag bag stuffed with goodies!
I’ll also
leave you with a short excerpt from my latest release ZERO TO LOVE. Enjoy!
Blurb:
In a city
where humans are the minority, a supernatural race called Mindchangers feed off
human thoughts. Across an inky parking lot, Mindchanger Monroe sends his powers
after his prey—university teaching assistant Magda Brunelli—and is unable to
drink from her. Disciplined Monroe refuses to wipe out important thoughts or
memories from humankind, rendering him forever a starveling. He desperately
wants to take from Magda but finds her mind has been emptied.Groups of renegade Mindchangers known as Free Wills mill the streets, using their thought-consuming abilities to erase the minds of humans. Monroe is ordered to spy on the Free Wills, who are believed to be amassing an army with intentions of ruling the city. They also happen to be hunting for Magda.
When passionate and impulsive Magda throws herself into the underworld of the supernaturals—and into Monroe’s muscled arms—she learns that her past is shadowed by a dark family secret, and her future is a confusion of unwelcome sexual advances and renegade attacks. But in loving Monroe, she uncovers a hidden part of her that will change her life and the fate of the city.
Excerpt
RATED STEAMING PANTIES ADULT:
Monroe
claimed her mouth with an abruptness that stole her breath. The crush of lips
wasn’t enough—would never be enough. She needed a bite, a sting. Was that how
it would feel if he fed from her?
She wrapped
her arms around his neck, tugging him down, down.
He slanted
his mouth over hers and plunged his tongue deep. He tasted woodsy, like smoke
and lust. Her nipples peaked and her pussy squeezed, releasing a flood of
juices. The scrap of lace covering her sex dampened.
“More,” she
whispered between gulping breaths.
He groaned.
The rumble vibrated all the way to the marrow of her bones. Then he finally did
it—sank his teeth into her lower lip and tugged until she quaked with a rush of
desire.
Her head
dropped back, and she reveled in the sensations he raised in her. His body,
lean but muscled, aroused parts of her she didn’t know she had. Her bare thighs
against leather maddened her, and she wiggled.
“Fuck,” he
grated out, rocking his erection against her ass. Lust raged through her body.
Had she ever been so out of her head?
No. Only with him.
His smile
stretched over her mouth as he obviously read her thought. He nipped her lips
until she was gasping; then he bathed the hurts with his tongue. This was the
harshest kiss she’d ever received—especially for a first kiss—and she hungered
for more. More nipping bites on her breasts, belly, pussy.
He tore
away, panting hard. Under her hands, his chest rose and fell.
She traced
the sharp lines of his cheekbones, his straight nose, and his unsmiling mouth
set into an angular jaw. “You’re hungry, and I can’t feed you.”
“You don’t
want to go there anyway, Magda.” He grasped her upper arms and lifted her
effortlessly, placing her back into the passenger seat. At the loss of his
heat, goose bumps broke out over her, but the real ache was in her chest.
Thank you
for reading and a big thanks to Virginia for hosting me! Don’t forget to leave
a comment.
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