Monday, April 6, 2015
Redefining Internet Slang
Due to that, I've realized that simple letters might mean very different things to different people and that we can totally change things up if we want.
So, let's do that. Here are some "popular" (according to the internet) web abbreviations and other suggested uses.
Currently seems to mean - #&$% My Life
For My Landlord (in regard to rent). Example: I just got my paycheck FML
Modifications: FMM - For My Mortgage
Find My Lunch Example: I'm feeling hangry. FML
Modifications: MMAS - Make Me A Sammich
Feed My Llama Example: My llama is looking sorta hangry. FML
Modifications: TLIC - That llama is cra-a-a-azy!
Currently seems to mean - Shaking My Head
Scrutinize My Health Example: I went to the doctor. SMH
Modifications: FMH - Fixing my Health. Example: Doctor SMH FMH, yo.
Schmooze My Hamster Example: So, this is my room. SMH
Modifications: PMD - Pet My Dog
Spurn My Hammock
Example: So, there I was, laying in the sun and then I rolled over and fell out. SMH
Modifications: SYH - Spurn Your Hammock
Currently seems to mean - To Be Honest
To Bring Hamburgers Example: Jim invited me to the picnic and said TBH.
Modifications: TBB - To Bring Beer
Take Ben's Hand Example: You're too little to cross the road by yourself; TBH.
Modifications: TMP - Take Mary's Purse
Time Being Held Example: Jim says, "Time OUT!" Mary answers, "TBH!"
Modifications: TMTYT - Take Me To Your TARDIS
Currently seems to mean - Follow Me On Twitter
Find My Own Tomatoes Example: Jim planted a garden, but he still told me FMOT
Modifications: FYOB - Find Your Own Beer
Frank Makes Orange Tang Example: It is like it is 1986 at his house, FMOT.
Modifications: MMOT - Mary Makes Orange Tang
Freak Me Out Twice Example: So there was a second jump scare, FMOT
Modifications: SMTD - Scare Me To Death
Currently seems to mean - Laugh Out Loud
Lagging On Line Example: I was playing Minecraft on this server, but LOL
Modifications: LATT- Lagging All The Time
Leaning On Lamps Example: Jim is so tired, he's LOL
Modifications: LOK - Leaning on Kittens
Lurking On Line
Example: There were eight people on the chat, but only three talking. The others were LOL
Modifications: LIB - Lurking in Bushes
*whispers* You're welcome.